02 May 2009

The Panacea


Pictures for Sad Children speaks the fucking truth.

So, you know what? I fucking hate the media. I fucking hate it. I fucking hate the goddamn newspapers, the fucking television, the fucking radio, all that shit. It is all an exercise in mass-buttfucking-hysteria propagated by old fat rich white guys for the benefit of white suburban housewives and fucking teenagers. Fuck it. FUCK IT.

I actually kind of like hearing reports of newspapers going broke and closing or whatever, because you know what, its fucking capitalism at work. Did you want to sell newspapers? Try not reporting stupid pandering dog shit to people your marketing team thought would buy your fucking daily. Try reporting some fucking news that isn't stupid, conjecture, and just out right falsehoods. Give some fucking perspective. Stop sucking your own dick long enough to realize that you're not important and probably no one cares and that you were fucking irrelevant all along.

Seriously, does anyone remember the goddamn stupid shark attack stories? SARS? Avian Flu? I do. It's fucking representative of the fuckingly stupid shrillness of journalism that is too afraid and arrogant to admit that they are a pussy hair away from being US Weekly, or some shit. Fucking assholes. It's the goddamn same now with the fucking H1N1 virus. You have a bunch of fucking headlines that sound like the previous four posts and then magically this.

Oh and I realize it's hypocritical to link to an online newspaper in a post about how newspapers can suck a dick. Who the fuck cares? This is the internet.

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