Total Unoriginality
Musings of a Literary Genius of Unparalleled Talent
20 August 2023
Benjamin P. Toche
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Benjamin P. Toche August 7th, 1981 – July 22nd, 2023 In the back of the cab, tucked under the front passenger seat, is a paper coffee cup ...
28 May 2023
Don't Stop Dancing, Don't Dare Stop
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The youth of the world, and I'm assuming this riverine bridge graffito was penned by someone under age 20 given the text message nature ...
14 May 2023
Goddamn You, Goddamn We, Goddamn Us All
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At the new digs, the water runs brown when you open the tap and there was a Ford Focus with a smashed out back window and a ratchet strap ho...
25 November 2022
Burning My Face Away
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"If I took this cigarette and put it out on you, would you love me?" Dax Riggs asks on the track named "Jezebel" from th...
02 October 2022
Every Last Time I Come Home
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It's three (FAKE) in the morning. {Try that again} It's the last watch of the night {Better} and I've got Fall Out Boy on the p...
10 July 2022
But I Know I'm Funny, Haha
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Maybe I've read Blood Meridian too many times, but it seems like I spend an inordinate amount of my mental space evaluating people for ...
19 June 2022
Alter My State, To Get To This State
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Ceci n'est pas un chapeau that looks like one that belonged to my 1st ex-wife 20 (twenty? LMAO) years ago sitting on a middle school gym...
27 April 2022
They Said It Would Be Good For You
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I recently adventured, katabasis style, back to the wilds of my fostering. The aims and strategic goals of which may come to light later, bu...
09 March 2022
Suffering from a Case of Sobriety
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I just sat down in the cafe where an older white woman sitting behind me said, "It's been a month of a week." I had to move be...
06 February 2022
Would I Have You in My Dreams
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I harbor a disturbing fear that my kin, the crab at the Anchorage museum, has passed. Yesterday, we went to the museum for the free day and ...
27 January 2022
You Want Maximum Stupid I am the Guy
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Lately I've taken to wandering around and watching the world on mute. It's strange with no auditory input. Really sharpens the edges...
27 December 2021
Sunglasses
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I am in a state of continual bafflement about the necessary evolutionary idiocy of human pair bonding and the delicate Newtonian curved func...
11 December 2021
I'm Risking It Always
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I started a new job, likely the cause of my most recent and critical terror. It's an endeavor to support homeless queer and trans young ...
22 November 2021
Hey, Hey!
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Here's a collection of depressing things I've found on a recent trip to Bishop's Attic, and maybe some commentary. When you wit...
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