Now, imagine Ol' Saint Nick here, but nude, gesticulating wildly, and half-yelling, "Watch out, the Federalies are everywhere." That's what I walked into in the gym locker room tonight. No shit. Don't move to Alaska, these motherfuckers are everywhere up here.
Also, Sex and the City is a terrible, terrible show. I hate it.
P.S. I am bored. Bored. Like Chino Moreno screaming inside my skull. This is why I drink.
Also, Sex and the City is a terrible, terrible show. I hate it.
P.S. I am bored. Bored. Like Chino Moreno screaming inside my skull. This is why I drink.
