31 December 2008

New Year's Delusions


Happy New Year!

Here's to lying to yourself for another 365 days! Don't worry about me though, I'm just bitter because you're happy. Ha Ha!

Seriously, though can't we just put President Obama in charge already so I can stop seeing news shows about "What is President-elect Obama's response to Israel, Blagojevich, the economy, etc." Since when did rampant speculation become worthy of being put on the news 24 hours a day? Don't answer that.

Also, don't channel surf after midnight while sober. It turns you into a gremlin or some shit.

Yeah, whatever.

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