True Existential Heroes
Just because your life has no true, objective meaning is not any real reason to kill yourself right now. I mean, there is always later.
Also, I hate how it is the American tradition to always take pictures where you are smiling. That is, unless you are some goddamn emo kid who is trying to look all sad and deep and shit, but they just end up failing because we all know emo kids' lives are all jokes. I mean, seriously, when was the last time you saw an emo kid who was employed in the sex trade, or at a steel mill, or had leukemia? That's right, you haven't because emo kids are the progeny of middle class suburbanites who have not experienced, and likely will not experience, real struggle (physical or otherwise) in their lives, outside of some kind of stupid ass misplaced rage about taxes or some shit, and, as such, feel that their consciousness is invalidated.
News Flash: Emo kids, your consciousness is invalidated. The technique is down the road, not across the street. Stop "crying for help" and just do it already.
I fucking hate emo kids.
Also, I hate how it is the American tradition to always take pictures where you are smiling. That is, unless you are some goddamn emo kid who is trying to look all sad and deep and shit, but they just end up failing because we all know emo kids' lives are all jokes. I mean, seriously, when was the last time you saw an emo kid who was employed in the sex trade, or at a steel mill, or had leukemia? That's right, you haven't because emo kids are the progeny of middle class suburbanites who have not experienced, and likely will not experience, real struggle (physical or otherwise) in their lives, outside of some kind of stupid ass misplaced rage about taxes or some shit, and, as such, feel that their consciousness is invalidated.
News Flash: Emo kids, your consciousness is invalidated. The technique is down the road, not across the street. Stop "crying for help" and just do it already.
I fucking hate emo kids.
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