Another List

Just a few of the things happening around here lately:

1. I hate group projects in college. These projects are always a cluster-fuck and someone always does a half-assed job. Fuck them.

2. I was trolling My Space today and I was getting really annoyed by the amount of profiles I saw that had a Bible verse for the headline. In fact, all the headlines, mine included, are fucking worthless.

3. Also, on My Space, I saw the profile for a woman who was a self-described teacher. Her page was littered with typos and misspellings. I know it's My Space but if you are going to call yourself a teacher and then not make the correct choice between to and too, go fuck yourself.

4. I really hate it when people sanctimoniously say, "I never lie. I always tell the truth." then say some shit like, "If I can't say something nice, I don't say anything at all." Guess what? That thing you just said about keeping your mouth shut? That's a fucking lie, bitch. You were thinking something and deliberately did not voice what you thought for fear it might "hurt someone's feelings" even though you knew it was the truth? It's called a sin of omission, twat.

5. I like school. I loathe the students.

6. (Babies < 1 year) = Assholes. Evolution is a cruel schoolmarm who wields a gigantic yard-stick. She demands that you care for this wailing abomination of a child, even though you could easily leave it outside for the bears. She drives home her point again and again with the piercing screams that sodomize the ears and cannot be silenced.

7. Baby Cakes is still awesome. Check out his new shit:

It's Sunday Afternoon and I'm Going Up

I have two quick things to bang out here.

1. I love beer. In fact, in the list of things I love beer comes third after a tie between my kids and boobs.

2. I taught Gavin how to go to the refrigerator and fetch me an ice cold libation last weekend. He doesn't know it yet but just for that he's getting a new car for his 18th birthday.

I was going to put some hilarious ending zinger but fuck that.