Hot Peas and Butter

Moonrise over the train yard.

Just waiting for that tsunami to flush this all away.

I get bored.

My stove.

The stove that Gavin created from his own toys.

I've been fucking busy. You know that it's been ten years since I foolishly boarded a plane and flew to San Diego to waste five years of my life in the Marine Corps? I'm still bitter about that shit.

Fuck this, I don't have shit all to say.

Brett Favre Is a Goddamn Son of a Bitch

Ass.

The title pretty much says it all. I move that all mention of Favre as a Packer be stricken from record. Seriously, what a backstabbing fuckhole. Of all the teams, this bastard goes to the fucking Vikings. Asshole.

I hope you enjoy your 4-12 season, you motherfucker.

Also, This

A Stupid Twat.

Go read this goddamn article. I couldn't get past the first line so I don't really know what it says, but my guess is that it's subtly ribbing on the goddamn teabag fucktards, like this dumb whore pictured above.

The best part about this dumbass is that she is a stay at home mother. Don't get me wrong, I've stayed at home and taken care of children so I know how much of a thankless, labor intensive job that rearing children is, but I was never under any illusions that I actually paid taxes or that any of the money that Felicia "earned" was "my" money.

Ecstatic Ecstatic

This is what happens when your city passes an anti-gay discrimination ordinance. They have turned my dog gay. He even squats to pee now. Don't let this happen to you. Get out there and put those homos in their place.

Please, think of the Corgis.

That's My Shit!

Fucking Idiot.

Check out this stupid shit. Fuck, man, the shit she says is so fucking stupid and just fucking made up, you just, ungh. And even if it was true with the mandatory abortions and killing geezers or what the fuck ever this dumb bitch thinks is in the bill, who the fuck cares? Because fuck them. If I had to shoot a few retarded kids or gas some old people so my kids can go to the fucking doctor, I'd fucking do it. Because fuck you too. If what it took was aborting fetuses so that I could actually get to see a dentist for the first fucking time in over five years, then give me the goddamn coat hanger already. Because fuck you too. I don't give a fuck. If taking a bunch of middle class, suburban, white people's hard earned money from their grueling job where the most they have to put up with is taking shit from a customer, or shit from their boss, then give me the fucking money. Because fuck them. Fuck you too. Mobb Deep? Fuck you too. My fo-fo make sure all y'all kids don't grow.

I've been listening to too much hip hop lately. Seriously though, Sarah, you're the kind of person about whom my mother would say, "Well, bless her heart." because mom never was one for calling a stupid fucking cunt, a stupid fucking cunt. Also, get the fuck out already.

So, if anyone is going to be in the Anchorage area tomorrow and want to see the train wreck that is going to be the bat shit crazy protesters and possibly troll the shit out of them at the stimulus funds veto overriding special legislative session check out this link for the details.