A little fish is still a catch, motherfucker.
I laughed out loud when I heard the news today about former Wasilla representative Vic Kohring. The Anchorage Daily News has the full story here.
I won't go into the all details as you can read them for yourself but I just wanted to point out that throughout the trial Mr. Kohring's lawyer never said that his client was innocent, just that he was a little fish in all the corruption goings-on. It's not like he took a lot of money so why the hell would anyone convict him? He only broke the law a little bit. He just took small bribes. He's just a degenerate, fucking scum-sucker who was too stupid to ask for more money, so take it easy on him. Shit, with arguments like that maybe I should get into the law business.
The best part is that after the whole corruption scandal broke and it was found that Mr. Kohring was part of it all, albeit a little fish, I saw the motherfucker at the 4th of July parade in Wasilla and he was walking behind a trailer that had a sign on it that said, "Vic Kohring: Hardworking Conservative" and the asshole was passing out Crunch bars and shaking hands. Too bad, Vic, I guess I can't be swayed by shitty chocolate to look the other way while you shit on the public trust. Fuck him, I didn't vote for the son of a bitch anyway. Fucking cocksucker.
1 comment:
Dude, I love Crunch bars. I don't have a vote in Alaska, but if I did, I'd sell it of a "fun" sized Crunch bar, maybe even a Crackle.
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