31 October 2010

CLONE WARS

I didn't have a Halloween experience as a child. The foolish costumes and asshattery of others was completely out of the question. Mom always said that celebrating the devil or any of his works would lead down a slippery slope that ended in sodomy and full on Satanism. He did have a bible, by the way, and so we were all locked in an epic struggle over my soul.

Pretty crazy, I know.

I need to go back and read those scriptures for all the hidden, insane gems that they hold.

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