We're So Goddamn Post-Race in This Country, We're All Colorblind

I like how this section needs to be segregated from the rest of the hair care products.

I also like how all the "white folks" hair products don't need their own special sign.

I came home and made some deliciously multicultural white and black bean stew. I thought it especially meaningful that the broth of the stew was this wonderful mulatto color. Some kind of statement about race or something.

I just drank wine and didn't eat any.

CLONE WARS

I didn't have a Halloween experience as a child. The foolish costumes and asshattery of others was completely out of the question. Mom always said that celebrating the devil or any of his works would lead down a slippery slope that ended in sodomy and full on Satanism. He did have a bible, by the way, and so we were all locked in an epic struggle over my soul.

Pretty crazy, I know.

I need to go back and read those scriptures for all the hidden, insane gems that they hold.