Hey, something is different in here.
Notice anything amiss in here?
Gavin and lightsaber
Throw me something, mister.
So, I've been slacking here. I made Felicia cut my hair last week because I wanted to have a hair cut but didn't want to shell out 20 bucks for some chain smoking Korean lady to trim my shit in 5 minutes. I think it turned out okay. I mean, my entire life I have been subjected to shitty haircuts, so who the fuck cares? No one even notices, and if they do, they never say shit, so fuck it.
Also, the last two pictures show some loot that my oldest brother sent to us from LA. That was pretty cool.
Finally, the middle pictures are of what happened today in the apartment. At about noon, some water starts trickling into the kitchen from the apartment above us. Which wasn't so surprising because I had heard the maintenance people up there working on some shit today, but a bunch of our shit got this ass water all over it. So, it sucked. However, we managed to get a system set up to catch most of the water and moved our stuff and called the office to tell them what was up. So they send someone by our place. All cool, the chick tells us that she had some water that got out but that it was no big deal and that it should stop.
The water flow starts slowing and so it's not really so big a deal and then some other dude comes by and asks us what is up and we tell him and he says that they're working on it and everything should be cool. About 15 minutes later we hear them working upstairs, and then we hear the distinct footfall of motherfuckers running. Ten seconds later a shitload of water is pouring down into the kitchen, fucking up even more stuff, getting all over, and causing me to shout, "Fucking Bullshit! This is Fucking Bullshit!" as I'm trying to move towels around and sop all the tepid darkly tinted water into our towels, and Gavin is standing at the entrance to the kitchen saying, "It's a waterfall."
The onslaught continued for about 2 minutes but seemed like forever and finally they get the shit cut off and we start to dry shit. Fucking ridiculous. Of course after this, Tiny decides he is thirsty and starts screaming his ass off about not having any water. I told Felicia, "Today is one of those days that you just want to forget ever happened."
Then I was thinking about it all, because Felicia and I were looking into how we are going to be moving back to the States after we graduate and all the shit we need to do to move somewhere, like checking housing markets, house values, employment possibilities, median incomes, travel times, education possibilities, and all that other sundry bullshit you have to do to actually move somewhere to not be homeless. I saw that in the place we were thinking about moving had, of course, many poor people and few rich people, and this got me thinking about the previous election and all the talk about socialism and all this shit about redistributing wealth, and about all the butthurt rich people talking about shit being unfair.
Fuck off. Rich people, as defined by getting more than 250k per year, can suck a fat dick. Fuck you. You don't live in shit ass living conditions. If your plumbing is fucked you call a plumber and then the clean up crew. You don't have to do shit you don't want to, except keep up with the fucking cunt-assed Joneses. And you know what else? There's a fuckton more of us poor motherfuckers than there are you rich ones. So don't mind those "tax increases" that only revert to pre-Bush era tax standards that make the U.S. "socialist". You motherfuckers pay up, because you know that in a purely Darwinian world, poor people would outbreed and exterminate your genetic line. So, fuckers, ask yourself this question: What's a tax increase compared to your genes not existing at all? Not much, fuckhole.
Also, the last two pictures show some loot that my oldest brother sent to us from LA. That was pretty cool.
Finally, the middle pictures are of what happened today in the apartment. At about noon, some water starts trickling into the kitchen from the apartment above us. Which wasn't so surprising because I had heard the maintenance people up there working on some shit today, but a bunch of our shit got this ass water all over it. So, it sucked. However, we managed to get a system set up to catch most of the water and moved our stuff and called the office to tell them what was up. So they send someone by our place. All cool, the chick tells us that she had some water that got out but that it was no big deal and that it should stop.
The water flow starts slowing and so it's not really so big a deal and then some other dude comes by and asks us what is up and we tell him and he says that they're working on it and everything should be cool. About 15 minutes later we hear them working upstairs, and then we hear the distinct footfall of motherfuckers running. Ten seconds later a shitload of water is pouring down into the kitchen, fucking up even more stuff, getting all over, and causing me to shout, "Fucking Bullshit! This is Fucking Bullshit!" as I'm trying to move towels around and sop all the tepid darkly tinted water into our towels, and Gavin is standing at the entrance to the kitchen saying, "It's a waterfall."
The onslaught continued for about 2 minutes but seemed like forever and finally they get the shit cut off and we start to dry shit. Fucking ridiculous. Of course after this, Tiny decides he is thirsty and starts screaming his ass off about not having any water. I told Felicia, "Today is one of those days that you just want to forget ever happened."
Then I was thinking about it all, because Felicia and I were looking into how we are going to be moving back to the States after we graduate and all the shit we need to do to move somewhere, like checking housing markets, house values, employment possibilities, median incomes, travel times, education possibilities, and all that other sundry bullshit you have to do to actually move somewhere to not be homeless. I saw that in the place we were thinking about moving had, of course, many poor people and few rich people, and this got me thinking about the previous election and all the talk about socialism and all this shit about redistributing wealth, and about all the butthurt rich people talking about shit being unfair.
Fuck off. Rich people, as defined by getting more than 250k per year, can suck a fat dick. Fuck you. You don't live in shit ass living conditions. If your plumbing is fucked you call a plumber and then the clean up crew. You don't have to do shit you don't want to, except keep up with the fucking cunt-assed Joneses. And you know what else? There's a fuckton more of us poor motherfuckers than there are you rich ones. So don't mind those "tax increases" that only revert to pre-Bush era tax standards that make the U.S. "socialist". You motherfuckers pay up, because you know that in a purely Darwinian world, poor people would outbreed and exterminate your genetic line. So, fuckers, ask yourself this question: What's a tax increase compared to your genes not existing at all? Not much, fuckhole.
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