If I Should Lose You

First day of kindergarten

Kiernan, the belle of the ball at his 3rd birthday

An aquatic take on pigs in a blanket

I thought this was nice.

All these were taken at the Matanuska River Park and I thought they were pretty awesome.

I haven't been talking about a lot of shit lately because it's too goddamn stupid and pointless. Take the senate primary here in Alaska. See, wasn't that just the most awful story ever? Also, there has been the State Fair which is a big excuse to binge eat/drink and spend too much money. Gyros? You bet your sweet ass I had some goddamn gyros, salmon quesadillas too. And then Gavin goes to school and that's pretty fucked up because he's already in real school. I mean, I kept another human being alive long enough to shift responsibility for raising him onto the state. Fuck yeah, Dad of the year, right here, century more like it. Also, there are many, many hot moms who take their kids to school each day. Jesus, they're like, so hot it's fucking stupid. Fuck man.

Learn to work the saxophone.

Can I Get A Window Seat?

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I'm seriously married to the best wife in the world. She can't cook for shit, but she lets me be who I am.

Happy Birthday, Babe.

Make Marijuana Legal!!!!

Happy Continuation Day.

Waiting.

Relentless.

I thought that this mushroom was pretty dope.

Can't even say anything.

The terrifying purpose of slime mold.

Pretty.

The forest doesn't give a shit about you.

Winter is closer than you think it is.

And yet, these flowers go through their charades.

Give Me Something

Expensive, son.

Had some dope-ass roasted oysters in here.

Ridiculous.

I thought this picture was pretty awesome.

Who wouldn't want to come to a church with a neon framed crucifix?

Nothing.

Cruisin' down 5th on a Saturday night.

Soul obliterating.

I went over to youtube and set up some shit there to document my completely mundane existence. Now go and make me an internet star like that dentist kid.

Hate You

Battle for my amusement, slave!

The only reason to have children is so that you can outfit them in things and make them do things that you want. I love these children but understand that they are slowly killing me.