Corgis in Clothes, No Wait, It's Funner with K's. Korgis in Klothes. Awesome.

Why the fuck do you do this to us? Really?

Just, just stop.

Fuck you for taking my picture in this. I know it's going straight on the internet too. Isn't it?

You're a shit.

A complete shit and utter shit.

Hey hey, blog peoples. I applied to and got accepted to UAA's MFA program. So, there it is, almost on a whim I just did something and have thus apparently altered the stream of my life. I don't know, it's probably nothing, and will result in nothing, but in a few years I can say that I'm a writer for real. I'll keep you guys updated.

If I Should Lose You

First day of kindergarten

Kiernan, the belle of the ball at his 3rd birthday

An aquatic take on pigs in a blanket

I thought this was nice.

All these were taken at the Matanuska River Park and I thought they were pretty awesome.

I haven't been talking about a lot of shit lately because it's too goddamn stupid and pointless. Take the senate primary here in Alaska. See, wasn't that just the most awful story ever? Also, there has been the State Fair which is a big excuse to binge eat/drink and spend too much money. Gyros? You bet your sweet ass I had some goddamn gyros, salmon quesadillas too. And then Gavin goes to school and that's pretty fucked up because he's already in real school. I mean, I kept another human being alive long enough to shift responsibility for raising him onto the state. Fuck yeah, Dad of the year, right here, century more like it. Also, there are many, many hot moms who take their kids to school each day. Jesus, they're like, so hot it's fucking stupid. Fuck man.

Learn to work the saxophone.