I Believe It's Termed In-Group Out-Group Bias

I wonder when Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson are going to open their stupid mouths about the storms in the South.

Like I've said before, give me a media platform and a huge blank check and I can say stupid shit too. 

Also, I'd like to note that these two turds above are just fine, hell, lauded even, by their fan base for saying shitty things about "totally deserving foreigners/other races" but the same base is horrified when someone says/does synonymous things to "true American Heroes". 


Sometimes, make that a lot of the time, the media make me feel very solipsistic.

Here you go, a few screen caps of things that I thought were funny, or ironic, or just plain weird that you all might think of in the same way but I'm not going to explain why because I think it's pretty self evident and no one likes to listen to some asshole pedant drone on about how smart he is.

The above was especially laughter inducing, albeit in a maniacal fashion, like, "hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", then I fell out of my chair.

 

SSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

BREAKING: DISCREPANCY FOUND IN OBAMA'S LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE

I think I finally found why it is that Tea Baggers everywhere are so pissed off and are calling for impeachment.

The President of the United States is Black.

I'm Ready To Cross That Fine Line

Today was Easter and I can't think of any better way to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus than drinking and eating too much. Goddamn, I ate a fuck load of prime rib and halibut. Those animals had to die so that I might enjoy the suffering of their flesh. Ain't a goddamn thing immoral about eating meat. The immoral thing is not embracing our carnivorous nature. Goddamn vegans thinking they're better'n us with their waifish limbs and low sperm counts.

To All Who See These Presents, Greeting

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A Nice Big Glass to Make All My Pain Go

I don't know if I told all ya'll but I went to a luncheon with an author at this thing for my MFA and then I told them that I did some things and made a graphic novel. That is this and those people didn't shame the fuck out of me and tell me to get bent. Oh well.

Something Witty That No One Gets Because It's Not

I started the whole comic thing as a kind of throwaway three panel jokefest where I could rip on stupid things via the comfortably removed proxy of my two main characters, but the goddamn thing has crawled onto dry land and evolved into some kind of graphic novel. This week's episode is kind of the beginning of a story arc that I've been churning out and I think it's pretty good. I think it leaves a lot of room for different interpretations.

Why kid yourself? Ain't no one reading this except the HR people at the jobs I apply for who then go on to throw my resume in the trash. I imagine it goes something like this little one scene play I just got inspired to do.

Scene 1

(HR rep 1, HR rep 2 sit in their cubicles furiously googling people who apply for jobs at their companies.)

HR rep 1: Let's see who we have next. Huh, Benjamin Tok? Tah-chee? Whatcha make of this one?

HR rep 2: Lemme see.

(takka takka takka)

HR rep 2: Yeah, no, fuck that guy.

HR rep 1: Seriously? Why?

HR rep 2: Comics, dude. Comics. Check it.

HR rep 1: Oh shit.

(Paper crunching and rattling into the bottom of a metal waste paper basket.)

HR rep 2: So you wanna go get some lunch beers, or what?

HR rep 1: Sounds hella sweet.

Curtain.

Anyway, here it is. I hope those lunch beers were good, HR guys.

I've Been Thinkin' Of Drinkin' DRANO

So I had this screed about this tool Tea Bagger douche who introduced some shitty Wisconsin-esque legislation to fuck over government workers but I deleted it. Anyway, go look at the fuck's bio because he's just like the rest of the wanna be hard asses who want to strip collective bargaining rights from workers and all that fiscal conservative horseshit. Pay special attention to his careers because it's the funniest that he was one of those workers that he now wants to bone with the state's dick. And let me tell you, Alaska's dick is proportional to the size of the state, so, you know, you're getting a pretty big dicking with that one.

Fuck all that, here's some comics I made.




While being crudely drawn, I can say that later episodes are actually improving. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go apply for a night time janitor job, because, apparently, that's the only kind of employment I can secure. So much for that shiny diploma.