Stupid Shit, Stupid Shit

Fucking Idiot.

Go read this article in the Anchorage Daily News. Not only is it funny to watch my local newspaper mock some gun freak, it is also terrifying to know that anyone can just buy a gun and carry it, concealed, to, you know, Fred Meyer, or the movies. Who knows when you would need a gun while you're filling up your car, or to your kids' playground, or hell, even to the library. I know that I feel the untold horror of being unprotected when I am sitting in my classes. The kind of horror that is only alleviated by having a gun and feeling like a real, huge cock having, alpha male, who is totally virile, and fucks all the hot bitches.

What a fucking loser.

On the positive side, I stopped coughing up blood this morning, so that's a good thing.

Nerd Shit

Oh yeah, you love this shit.

If you're like me, you spend a lot of time wondering how people survived as long as they have. I mean in a general sense but also in an individual one too. I know you have been sitting there, just like I have, listening to some inane drivel pouring from some jackass' mouth, and asking yourself, "Why hasn't anyone bludgeoned this fucking idiot to death already?" I can't be the only one that thinks that, right? See, he just did it again.

Also, am I the only one who routinely worries about an extinction level event occurring during my lifetime? I can't be the only one who frequently looks out the window and expects to see a tsunami roaring into the inlet, or a wave of fire from a three mile wide asteroid that just slammed into the planet. Sometimes I think that I have the curse of too much time to think about shit.

Oh well, fuck it.