High Art, Literature, AND Journalism Being Killed As I Post This

So here's the updatage. The story arc starts hereish. If you want, you can click those buttons over there to share with folks and I'll feel really good about myself for once. Or not. I ain't forcing you to do shit. 

Also, this one has crudely drawn boobs in it. SCORE! 

Also also, am I a little weirded out by the ability to post my location on this now? Yeah, pretty much, but it's not going to stop me doing it.