Katie Couric, Twat

That's right. Katie Couric has verified her twat status with this story in USA Today. Apparently, she didn't know that the CBS evening news would be broadcast in a "traditional" format. She also regrets taking the job and admits that she would have given "more thought" to taking the job had she known the show would attempt to provide "hard news" to it's viewers.

Imagine that. A news service that doesn't want to be perceived as a giant flaccid penis and that wants stories with depth in a move to give people some kind of perspective of the world in which they live while at the same time adhering to a journalistic ethic. That's just fucking crazy, Katie. I guess all those hard-hitting years at the Today Show didn't prepare her as much as she thought they had.

Twat.