Things I Like

Beer

Bourbon

Gin

Whisky

Riesling

As I stated in my profile, I like strong drink. Above are just a few of the substances I abuse to help me cope with my life. That last part is kind of a joke but as with all jokes there's a little bit of truth in there. It's my personal theory that intelligent people everywhere must drink in order to put up with the rest of the shit-heads who over-populate the earth. Can you imagine how hellish it would be living in a Red State without something to calm your nerves? Imagine living in the South with no prospects of getting ripped. Hellish indeed.