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Stupid Shit, Stupid Shit

Fucking Idiot.

Go read this article in the Anchorage Daily News. Not only is it funny to watch my local newspaper mock some gun freak, it is also terrifying to know that anyone can just buy a gun and carry it, concealed, to, you know, Fred Meyer, or the movies. Who knows when you would need a gun while you're filling up your car, or to your kids' playground, or hell, even to the library. I know that I feel the untold horror of being unprotected when I am sitting in my classes. The kind of horror that is only alleviated by having a gun and feeling like a real, huge cock having, alpha male, who is totally virile, and fucks all the hot bitches.

What a fucking loser.

On the positive side, I stopped coughing up blood this morning, so that's a good thing.

Fuck Man

Pretty much my entire night right here.

You know, I've always hated the Lynyrd Skynyrd song "Simple Man". I fucking hate it. Stop being simple. Start being complex. Simple is fucking stupid and boring. Fuck it. It annoys me. We shouldn't aspire to be simple people or be a person of simple values, beliefs, or views. We have the most advanced brain on the planet, let's celebrate the complexity of us, instead of trying to be simple. Fuck, Lord, I hate people.

Not these ones, though.

Fuck Yeah

Check this shit out.

So, here is the latest book from Peter Hamilton. I totally expect it to kick ass. You should all go to amazon and buy it because it is only $19 for this huge hardback book. It rules.

Things have been pretty boring around here. I guess it is finally spring because it has been above freezing for a while and it rained instead of snowed last night, so that's pretty cool, to know that winter is finally done. I mean it was so warm today at 36 degrees that I went to work without wearing a jacket at all.

I saw a bunch of those goddamn teabagger idiots the other day. Talk about fucking tools. I mean, words fail.

Fucking moron.

Aside from having no idea what the fuck Obama lied about, I'm pretty sure democracy isn't dead because we just had elections for mayor here. Clearly this protester is a goddamn idiot. I hope she gets cancer and dies. Soon. Also, I hate her.

There Is No Title Fuckface, 2

When you realize your life is just like this, it becomes so unbearable and wonderful at the same time.

Fuck this shit I'm applying to grad school.