Today Fucking Ruled

First off, I woke up too early but went back to sleep cradling Tiny and then woke up, ate some cereal, and went to the park. Pictures of that shit would have been boring so I didn't take any. Here's what happened the rest of the day.

We flew a kite. About 10 minutes in, this happened, of course, you know they should tell you the twine isn't attached to anything and that only an idiot would unwind the string all the way to the end.


We drew on the driveway. As you can see, Gavin loves mom and drew some flowers and also put down an indefinite integral and a derivative. What of it?

Speaking of flowers, these are some tulips I bought the other day. Flowers rule. In addition to being pretty and sometimes smelling good, they are always a helpful reminder of what women's genitalia look like.


Top all of that off with a super great meal that I made, complete with some Riesling for the chef, and the only thing that would make this day any better is my participation in one of the unlikely porn scenarios that I talked about earlier. But that shit isn't going to happen so, fuck it, I'm not greedy.

Back the fuck off my corn, bitch.